Hello Tumblr! I was going to write more about me, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
THIS LEVEL OF SPOOKY IS TOO INTENSE
GUYS ITS FUCKING JULY THEY HAVE THIS STUFF OUT IN MY STORE RIGHT NOW. ITS JULY. ??????/?
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE